Rumpledforeskin eBook Burns Well
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Rumpledforeskin is a vulgar and disturbing parody of the popular fairy tale "Rumpelstiltskin." This story is not meant to be read by humans or those of you who are offended by anything. Do not try this at home. The author takes absolutely no responsibility for the contents of this book.
Rumpledforeskin eBook Burns Well
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Rumpledforeskin eBook Burns Well Reviews
Burns Well (the very name of the author suggests a dark comedic instinct) is the author of several books that sound like a wink about to happen – THE FROG PRINCE, USELESS SAYINGS, GOLDIPUBES, LITTLE RED WHORE HOOD – and now RUMPLEDFORESKIN. Whether it is all about naughty parody or just a creative author with a wonderfully warped sense of humor is up to the reader to decide.
Burns has the gift to take a well-known fairy tale and infuse it with enough naughty language and ‘additional elements’ to make it – outrageous, and if you’re not up to that then try one his short books and attempt to expand your artistic range.
Burns starts his parody of Rumpelstiltskin, the Grimm brothers’ old story about the little dwarf – well, you remember it. In Burns’ version – ‘Long, long ago, when pigs could still fly, there was an arrogant miller who loved to tell stories that made him sound important. One day, when he was telling everyone that his daughter could spin hay into gold, the king walked by and overheard him. The king already had plenty of gold, but being an incredibly greedy bastard, he realized that he needed more. "Did you just say that your daughter can spin hay into gold?" "Of course. Can't every man's daughter do that? I'm the one who taught her. Nothin' to it." And continuing on, ‘If there's one thing I've learned from being king all these years, it's how to spot a liar.’ And from there the dialogue between the king and the miller’s daughter gets rasty and naughty and we meet the dwarf Rumpledforeskin and his particular demands he places on spinning the straw into gold are even more gross.
Once the ideas become pathologically abnormal the story ends with a barrage of gross language that is laughably entertaining. And at the very end, Burns adds, ‘Not much is known about the author. Rumor has it that he wrote these books shortly before losing his mind. He now resides in an institution for the criminally insane at an undisclosed location. When he's not writing books, he spends most of his time in a straight jacket.’
Yes, it is funky book – but take the time to look at humor in a different manner – Burns Well smolders! Grady Harp, July 16
This story is not nice. It's really not nice. On a scale of how not nice something can be, this would not even appear because it isn't nice enough to appear on such a scale. But some of us aren't nice people. This is a story for us.
I really can't think of anything good to say about this book. I read it and immediately removed it from my kindle.don't bother to download it,even free is twice as much as it's worth.
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